Having Half a brain

Yesterday Started simple being in a pipeline to 0.0 scouting out some systems to set up a POS or maybe if i get Lucky get a couple kills while I’m out there. I’m a fairly new pilot and haven’t done any low sec pirating until last night. I was in some random .1 system in the search of a drake when all of a sudden a shuttle enters system and warps to the belt I’m in.  I wondered if it was a trap of some sort since the character was over 2 years old. My boredom was growing so i decided to blow up the shuttle. I then warped to station and docked.  I waited as my global criminal timer went away.  As soon as i did i left station expecting  to be fine when i received sentry gun fire.  I was confused i did not know the game mechanics.  As my wolf blew up i was enraged and confused at what just happened.  I then found out there are multiple timers.  I got my self out of low sec to my high sec station and immediately cloned jump back to 0.0 looking for some blood. A roaming gang was forming and we had a good array of ships.  We decided to first to go after our favorite nemesis the clown punchers.  They live out of NPC stations moving around at their will but stay in the general curse region. We found a gang of nine of them but they kept running from us even thou we only had a fleet a few members more then theirs.  We got tired of chasing them and decided to go in search of some kills at a nearby entrance to 0.0 from empire. On the way we caught a dominix and a AAA crow.  We found two drakes and a scorpion on a gate and quickly chased them but they jumped through and we ordered to follow.  As we jumped we targeted them when I heard a yell from the coms yelling stop and laughing.  We had jumped into a 0.5 system without realizing it from 0.0 and we were about to become concorded if we did anything.  Laughter filled the coms and the reminder that the whole fleet is drunk made the situation hilarious.  We took a quick break entered 0.0 again and went roaming through systems and ended up in AAA Space.  Our scout entered a system and found a large T2 bubble on gate and no one on scan except for a nuetral gate who was trying to get through the bubble.  The majority of the fleet was nanoed and we needed to head throught this system to get home so we were given the orders to jump and fly through the bubble asap.  When we jumped we rushed out of the bubble when as we reached it’s edge we realized a ship had warped 150 to the gate.  It was a damn Erebus the first titan i have ever seen in eve and guess what i was about to see my first doomsday also.  We heard a sound building up.  Our FC was Spaming the Warp fleet command and it warped us just as the explosion of the Doomsday Device activated. Screams filled the coms we all were laughing that we had missed its Destructive power.  We lost 3 ships to the doomsday out of our 13 man fleet so the loses were minimal.  We all laughed at the idea of a titan coming to doomsday us as we all went different directions.  One pod that was still stuck in the bubble had a mother ship come to kill it. We Had half the fleet in two different systems.  As things got back in order we all met up at a system and soon we had a small AAA gang following us.  We caught a ishtar and then moved on our way. We jumped and jumped trying to get home when we realized we had been going the wrong way.  Alcohol and fleets should not mix very often.  It was late and we were 51 jumps from our home.  We decided to fly back today and we shall see how that goes.  Hopefully less alcohol and 1 less titan shows up.

Alcohol and late nights does not mix well with fleets

YARRRRR last night was full of rum and laughs. My alliance decided to get together a roaming.  The problem was obvious as soon as i entered the ventrillo channel.  Everyone was drunk gigilling like school girls. Fighting over the coms and pirate lingo being thrown around. After things calmed down we had a decent sized and a well planned out group. That is when the endless number of jumps started. We went after our favorite enemy and found a carrier trying to dock after it seems it had been ratting. We were all ordered to jump and warp to station . We had it jammed and the nanos were ordered to try to bump it off station. Someone thought it was a good idea to web the carrier??? who knows it could mwd away.  Our bumps were to no avail the carrier wouldnt move because of the dam web. we had the carrier to 15% sheilds when it finally got a chance to dock up.  Cursing and yells fill up the comms no one could believe we let it get away like that. So we left system and jumped and jumped and jumped some more. It seemed like the server was empty except for us. We went through 3 0.0 regions and even had to fly up to empire just to find someone to kill.  We surprised a gate camp to high sec who was expecting easy kills until they saw our fleet jump through and tried to run away but our hic’s took care of that.  Man how i can’t wait to get into broadsword. The night ended 60+ jumps 5 killmails we were all falling asleep at this point and went back home. 0.0 Space is really boring when no one is around not 1 red entered our region the whole time were out.  And i just saw on the news that travis barker died in a plane crash? I’m not sure if its right but that would suck i don’t like blink 182 anymore but i grew up listening to that pop punk crap.

Horrible first entry

As i first stepped into my pod last night something wasn’t feeling well.  I took out my hurricane to rat for a little bit because the regional defense chat was quiet about the appearance of reds and nuet for once. A few minutes in a nuet enters system and warps to my location just as i was warping to station.  The nuet was flying a Gallent Heavy Assault ship a Ishtar and i doubt i was going to be able to take it in my pve fit hurricane but i took the chance as i waited outside station he surely came after me.  Two of my corp members were in dock hurrying to set up their pvp ships for the situation.  The ishtar engaged me and was nano fitted making it too fast for my autocannons and kept out of range just incase but he had me warb jammed quickly orbiting me at 20km.  He sent in this orge II drones to do his dirty work but I was slowly taking killing them one by one. My sheilds went down quickly and when i hit armor my repairer was hard at work but it was to no avail.  As my corp mates came out of station a falcon flew in and prevented their lock ons. The battle felt like it lasted forever as i would take hull damage and repair some armor making me live that much longer.  I felt like i was being attacked by a endless swarm of drones.  As soon as i would kill one another would take it’s place. I understood this ship was lost when i hit 20% hull even though the damage control was doing it’s job well.  I started to spam my warp to button to atleast get my pod out safely.  I then remebered i had a tech 2 fitted rifter 2 jumps away so i hurried away to jump in it but they ran away as soon as they took down my ship. The bebop was a good ship i’ve had it since my first day in 0.0 when i joined some wayward corp only being in the game myself 2 months i knew i wasn’t ready but took the plunge. I’ve only been in this game currently 4 months so my skills don’t match most playing flying around here but i’ve always loved a challenge.  Any away from the back story i hurried to get in my rifter and jump in it when i found out that they were out of the system.  I decided i would chase them down even if it meant i would lose another ship,  which surely did happen but not as a i had expected. I chased them for 6 to 7 systems when i caught up to the ishtar. I was so excited to see i didn’t realize the rats that was near of the gate.  I was orbiting him at 2km at 3500 m/s no drone can catch me at those high speeds.  It was thrilling i had him down to half sheild when i realised two rats had a lock on me and were moving close and bam i was jammed and webbed by the rats and then the ishtar jump through the gate and got out of my grip. I had first tried to warp away until i realized i was jammed.  I tried fighting back but it was too late the weak tank on my rifter was gone in seconds.  Warping back in my pod i was even more determined to find and kill that guy again.